so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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