discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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