I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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