what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
