sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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