I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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