i don't like sucking hair
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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