Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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