I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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