We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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