Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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