i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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