Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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