so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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