Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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