oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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