I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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