So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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