I must be too annoying 4 u.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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