And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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