i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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