pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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