Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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