I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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