He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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