They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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