It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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