im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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