Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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