I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
