dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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