I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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