maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
