I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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