Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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