Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you will always have a special place in my vag
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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