no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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