I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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