He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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