You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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