What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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