EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
There's always time for handjobs
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
