everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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