Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Randomize
