Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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