But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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