It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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