god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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