I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
wow bdsm is so cute
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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