i just had sex bonerless
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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